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A book seller conducting a market survey asked a woman-"Which book has helped you most in your life"? --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- The woman replied-"MY HUSBAND'S CHEQUE BOOK"...
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Tag :humour
  October 23, 2014, 8:49 pm
Joke will start after some blank lines... .............................................................................. .............................................................................. .............................................................................. .............................................................................. ............................................................................... Dakkan to Boss...Sir, Makkhan is waiting outside your room with a basket full of underwears... Boss...Oh...No... Dakkan...What happened,  Sir... Boss... .............................................................................. ..........................
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Tag :humour
  January 18, 2012, 12:13 am
At dinner a little boy was ordered to lead in a prayer... ..................................................................................... ....................................................................................... ...................................................................................... ......................................................................................... ......................................................................................."But I don't know what to pray?" Dad- "Just pray for your family members" "Dear Lord", he started, "Thank you for giving me such lovely parents. This coming X-mas please send clothes to all those p...
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Tag :prayer
  January 8, 2012, 11:50 am
Joke will start after some blank lines........................................................................................... ........................................................................................ ........................................................................................ ......................................................................................... ............................................................................................. How this world has changed.... A caring mother to her teen daughter..." Now the time have come to do some serious talk with you"... Girl..."Serious talk ! about what"... Mother..."About Sex-Education"... Girl...
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Tag :Dark Humour
  December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm
Joke will start after some blank lines.... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ................................................................................................... Makkhan's Plight...... ................................................................................................... ................................................................................................. Makkhan...."When i was a child, ...
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Tag :Dark Humour
  November 21, 2011, 11:29 pm
Joke will start after some blank lines.... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ................................................................................................... Makkhan's Plight...... ................................................................................................... ................................................................................................. Makkhan...."When i was a child, ...
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Tag :homosexuality
  November 21, 2011, 11:29 pm
Joke will start after some blank lines... ............................................................................................ ............................................................................................ ........................................................................................... ............................................................................................. Man in Bar... One large whiskey peg...how much it charge... Bar-man...Rs 5 Sir... Man...Wow that's so cheap...can i get some chiken kababs too... Bar-man....Sure Sir, Rs 5 more please... Man...Oh Man this is Awesome Place...so cheap...where is your owner? Bar-man...Sir, he is with my w...
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Tag :whiskey
  November 18, 2011, 11:11 am
Joke will start after some blank lines... .............................................................................. .............................................................................. ............................................................................. ............................................................................ In USA a school once held a contest for students, the theme of contest was... " The nicest thing my father did for me"... The winning student said... .......................................... .......................................... ........................................... "Not wearing a condom"/.......
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Tag :Dark Humour
  November 14, 2011, 1:45 pm
Joke will start after some blank lines... ........................................................................ ....................................................................... ....................................................................... .......................................................................There are only post-men in the world and not post-women...Why...Because................................................................................................they take nine months in one 'DELIVERY'...
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Tag :delivery
  November 11, 2011, 10:51 pm
Joke will start after some blank lines... ..................................................................... ................................................................... ................................................................... .................................................................. On first wedding night, girl requested to her husband... Please don't touch me... Husband...but why ? Girl...I have promised to my mother that after marriage, i'll leave all these things......
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Tag :Dark Humour
  November 9, 2011, 11:08 am
The worst time to have a bad accent.... ........................................................................ .......................................................................... .......................................................................... ........................................................................... ............................................................................ On their honeymoon night, the gujrati wife tells her husband... ....................................................................... ...................................................................... "You are the most IMPOTENT man in my life !".......
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Tag :humour
  November 6, 2011, 9:35 am
JOKE WILL START AFTER SOME BLANK LINES... ..................................................................... .................................................................... ...................................................................... Females who are always interested in sex are called NYMPHOMANICS... What are males who are always interested in sex called.... .............................................................................. ............................................................................. ............................................................................. ............................................................................ SIMPLY ME...
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Tag :Dark Humour
  November 4, 2011, 12:34 pm
A lady was confirmed her job immediately........................................................................ ..................................................................... ...................................................................... .................................................................... After her resume was read... The lady had written...Qualifications : I am flexible enough to perform in all positions......
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Tag :Dark Humour
  October 29, 2011, 9:11 pm
A Psychiatrist in a Group Therapy with Four young mothers and their kids... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psychiatrist..."You all have obsessions".. He said to the first mother..."You are obsessed with eating..you even named your daughter Candy"... To the second mother..."Your obsession is money, it menifests in your child;s name Penny"... To the third mother..."Your obsession is alcohal, as your child's name i...
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Tag :Dark Humour
  September 24, 2011, 10:43 pm
Height of stupidity is when you visit an ice-cream parlour instead of chemist... ........................................................................................ ........................................................................................ ........................................................................................ ......................................................................................... When your girl-friend says " I love strawberry flavour"......
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Tag :Dark Humour
  September 16, 2011, 11:31 pm
Joke will start after some blank lines... ...................................................................... ....................................................................... ........................................................................ ...................................................................... ...................................................................... Question....Why do women close their eyes during love making ? Answer....They can't stand seeing a man have a good time......
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Tag :man
  September 11, 2011, 8:36 pm
Joke will start after some blank lines........................................................................... .................................................................................................................................. .................................................................................................................................. .................................................................................................................................. Why Americn names are like JACKSON WILSON MARKSON ROBINSON KENSON ANDERSON DAVIDSON JEMSON JOHNSON Bcoz Mom can’t remembr WHO is WHOSE SON :...
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Tag :Dark Humour
  September 6, 2011, 1:40 am
Joke will start after some blank lines........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ A man and woman who have never met before, find themselves on upper and lower birth of a long distance train...At 2 am man leans over saying, " Ma'am, sorry to bother you...would you be kind enough to give me second blanket from closet...it's awfully cold"" I have a better idea" She replied..." Just for tonight why don't we pretend we are married""Great idea  Ma'am" he replied in excitement,She says..............
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Tag :man
  September 1, 2011, 12:55 am
Joke will start after some blank lines........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ A man and woman who have never met before, find themselves on upper and lower birth of a long distance train...At 2 am man leans over saying, " Ma'am, sorry to bother you...would you be kind enough to give me second blanket from closet...it's awfully cold"" I have a better idea" She replied..." Just for tonight why don't we pretend we are married""Great idea  Ma'am" he replied in excitement,She says....................
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Tag :Dark Humour
  September 1, 2011, 12:55 am
  Joke will start after some blank lines..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... The best excuse heard for missing office on Monday (for women)...My husband overdosed Viagra on sunday night, Can't leave him alone...
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Tag :Dark Humour
  August 20, 2011, 1:24 am
Ten things that sound dirty, but in a law firm, are not-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------10. Have you looked through her briefs ?... 9. He is one hard judge... 8. Counsellor, Let's do it in the chamber...7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute... 6. It is a penal offence...5. Better leave the handcuffs on... 4. For Rs 10,000 an hour, she better be good !...3. Can you get him to drop the suit ?...2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could...1. Think you can...
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Tag :Dark Humour
  August 16, 2011, 7:57 pm
Joke will start after some blank lines...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................One lovely couple went on a honeymoon... They opted for the best hotel of the hill-station... Receptionist at the counter welcomed them warmly...Receptionist asked the male partner...Sir, what is your good name, I've to make an entry in the register...Don't bother to tell Madam's name because.........
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Tag :hotel
  August 12, 2011, 11:15 pm
JOKE WILL START AFTER SOME BLANK LINES...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................A Red Indian boy goes to his mother with a puzzled look on his face...Boy...Mom, why is my big brother named 'Mighty St...
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Tag :Dark Humour
  August 10, 2011, 11:17 pm
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